
time is up your mortgage was due, now it is time to pay
DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN?? OnO;
we must sacrifice you to satan
(Source: doubutsu-no-mori, via nomiros)

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
(via hasana-chan)
He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.
The world isn’t ready for the truth about tumblr.
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why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
(via yourmother83)
Puppies
Pup pies
Wake up america
I chortled.
I snortled.
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